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12:09 AM

Thursday, October 30, 2008

An apple a day keeps even the hottest doctor away!
i will make this fast!

im so excited to type everything down,hahaha!

ok,3D totally sucks,i screwed that quizy quiz ytd,

Aardman's co-founder and director came down and show us their many interesting clips,

it was darn cool!

then continue our proj until 9plus balls!

voice recording was quite funny cause i always say jasmine in high pitch not on purpose

and i feel so weird to hear my own recorded voice!

Today,

typo,

sonarc class,

finished up our podcast!

Yayyyyy,great effort to both of us!

i hope we can pull it off tmr,

ohyaaa,i was practically pulling and sneezing my nose off today,

i think its what you call,flu?

hahaha,i never had flu for the longest time,i didnt know what its called,

felt so terrible to be sucking in every few seconds! and my nose still hurts.

it all stopped when i got on the train to meet des the great.

Yes,he is greattt! he accompanied me the whole evening to shop for presents!

he bought me a drink and tissue before i arrive,haha,i just had to say it!

my dxb is damn niceeee right!he waited for me for damn long!Ha,pay back time!

(: we went to a few places and finally bought smthg!

and yadayada,home sweet home!

we smell damn nice!dun need bathe for a week!

Happy 51st to mummy

and 75th to ahmaaaaaa!

shit,i miss my g.

10:21 PM

Monday, October 27, 2008

Friday night i went for soccer,

then when i reach home,g msged me saying that

he got back his phone and that he's still in camp and only coming out on sat.

KNN,and then after a few pathetic messages,he asked me to go to the balcony.

& he was standing there,smiling.

Ahhhhhh, (:

Saturday morning i went to play soccer,

danny patiently taught me for quite awhile!

& i kicked the ball to his stomach just like what he wanted,once.

my thigh muscles were aching yesterday(yay)

g had soccer match so i waited for him,

met him at night,he was damn irritating,kept on talking and talking,

couldnt stop,until i sweat so much,so annoying he!

Went to amk hub's nyny for dinner,sinful.

Sunday i went to meet jasmine at late noon for intergrated assignment,

then g came to rosewood at night for awhile.

Wow.

Today,we went to watch HSM3 early in the morning because we had no other time.

Loveeeee it.then ate at Swensens.

After that,i went to meet jasmine again.

We did like the trial introduction and it was damn funny!

I hope we finish it on time manzxzxz, (:

After everything,met g again,and soon after,he had to go home and get ready to book in.

ok bye,this week will be greaaaat!

And marcus' hamster gave birth to two babies again!

My goodness,its like a gum ball machine.Hahaha,

I am super giggly now for whatever reason,

i dun havta wash the dishes today! Stupid marcus.

Lastly ah, P.osh brownies are the biggest bomb!

Especially peppermint.

I have a bump on my head,i think its tumour,hahahaha.

Hope not.hahaha.

1:05 AM

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Done in Corel Painter.

(: goodnight.

12:18 AM

baby hamster and his overprotective human father!

Surprise surprise on friday night,

hahahaha,thanks ah!

12:32 AM

Friday, October 24, 2008

Zac and regina damn nonsense&atikah mouth open,even her cockroach can go in ah!

Zac's expression pricelessss bodoh

The whores,fie took us!

Some of my classmates!

i promise to make this a quick one,

This week popo came over and she left ytd.

Today hanyeankorkor came and wont be leaving until a few more days.

Tuesday,we had stupid 3D&then headed to esplanade for drawing.

Wednesday,we had typo,and then to raffles place to take photos &then to the acm.

Went to meet sean and serene before visitng desmond.stayed there till like 10plus.

Mum wasnt mad,so im safeeeeee.

Today,hell man,had to go to school myself=waking up earlier.

Tskkkkkk.then had class and project came crashing down on my life.

i swear i was quite upset because i had plans for the weekends+monday.

&it sure sounds as though we have alot to do till wednesday.

We had to work in pairs and im with jasmine so its cool.

i just wasnt prepared for projects to come,at least not this week.

Ohwell,i'll be finee

,god will take care of everything.

Yessa,tmr is fridayyyyy!

im suppose to like watch hsm3 with g and just fall to pieces(hahaha),

Have bday lunch on sunday after mass.

Hangout with mikey and jared on mon.

And i need to jog and play soccer,importantttt!

Ahh,need to get started reading the poems &stop the crap.

I am sooooo tired.

sorry,it wasnt even short.

:-)

Wont be grudging anytime soon,

i need to focussss!

FOCUS like how raven always says it to chelsea.

Ta.

9:37 PM

Monday, October 20, 2008

my dxb has chikunguya.

&that totally suckzxzxzx

5:33 PM

Overdued peektures from my phoneeeee,

Last day of sem1 after presentation.

1 freakin year ago,taking oreO's

The bishop of mynmar.

Niceeeee err,hair.Thanks dxb! (:

The boy next to me looks like michael theofanis luh!

Creepyyyyyyy.

Np is soooooo cool!

9:37 PM

Sunday, October 19, 2008

i love skippy peanut butter+bread,and you!

Why is one spelled as o-n-e,not w-a-n?

Why?

This week will be great!

With highschoolmusical3 coming in theaters!,

with outdoor drawing and photography!

and crashing np tmr to meet dot and faith&maybe ken!

Halloween is nearing,i wonder if larris would still go w me

as promised last year while we were mugging for our big oreOs.

Im gonna dress up like those slutty bunnies in mean girls!

Heeheeheehee.

Ya rightttttttt,

;-P

10:11 PM

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Happy 21st birthday to my boyfriend,zac!

Mama miaaa,He's the sexxxxxxxxxxxx!

(HAHAHA,g,i hope you read this!

you will be flipping mad!Annoyed? )

;-P

11:40 PM

Friday, October 17, 2008

The hamster cage damn smelly,

and the baby hamsty is growing,

still small,but growing.Luckily never die,

dun like to see dead animals lying around.

Tuesday was the first day of sem2,

happyhappy,excited excited!

Ha,after school,went to the library to find marcus,

he was with james,timmy,yi shu and oliver uh,

They damn freaking funny,made me laugh so hard!

Especially timothy,my hand tucking buddy!

Woooo,

3D classes are super long,

dun understand also,

Today,we had more 3D again and advertising concept class,they gave everybody condoms,damn cool!& then after school,i went to sungei rd&bugis

with the rest of my coolio classmates,

ikah,reg,zac,adam,ashton and green lantern.

came back for soccer because i need to work out,

fatter already after the holidays,boo.

:-/

Tmr is saturday,yayyyyyyy!

(;

11:37 PM

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Today is the start of semester2!

Happy to see all my classmates after so long!

:-)

11:16 PM

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Saturday wee morning i watched Disturbia and Butterfly effect till 4plus.

Woke up at 8plus for illegal soccer training,just for fun with the archbishop cup boys.

On my way home,i saw the least expected person in a car that drove pass me and both our jaws dropped

like wide open!Shitting funny the expression and no,jos didnt drop,i dint drop!

He who caught me off guard chased after me and we went back to rosewood.

Wdlands checkpoint,home,and more kicking balls at night.

What a fulfilling saturday,tell me about itttttt.

Sunday was really nothing compared to sat's,

Except that i went for mass and saw everybody that make me excited at the sight of them.

So its cool i guess.

And more glances at g and thats that.

I pray that everyone will have a great week ahead.

God,bless everybody i know.

;)

10:27 PM

Just woke up from a longggggg nap.

Tried to sleep it off,but im still not any better.

Im a wreck,

Hate it when weekends havta zoom by so fast,

Hate it when i only get a glance of you,ok that one exaggerated.

You get the drift.

Half of me cant wait for school to start on tuesday!

Half of me groanssssss,

(Yayness,monday no school again! Dig that!)

At least something to keep me busy like a bee and see my honeybee friendz,Buzz.

Ha,and on the other hand,i've fallen deep into a sluggard pit-hole,too lazy to get started on anything.Thats what happens when i break for too long.

Ohwell,

Happy birthday sean.

The world is selfish

g says we're born like that,

i'm selfish,you're selfish,we're all selfish.

Why isnt the world flooded with seabass,codfish,tuna,tilapia or trout then?

i have many mind boggling queries about issues like that.

i didnt mean the 'flooded w fish' statement.Duh!

Just want to try looking at the world differently in a more beautiful kind of way i guess.

And just live,love and laugh.

Shit,screw my insecurities ,i just want to be me and have the time of my life!

with the peeple dear to me of course.

What am i gonna do,on a monday so blue?

11:30 PM

Friday, October 10, 2008

Sweeet Niblets,

This afternoon i watched 'I now pronounce you chuck and larry' at home.

&then went out for dinner with my godpa,marcus and uncle ben.

The Bishop of Myanmar joined us too,i had a fantastic night meeting his grace,

We ate at a russian restaurant in town.So its awesome! and my dad's colleague was sitting next to us,super coincidental too!

Sent the bishop back to csc and then my godpa invited us over to his house.

His house is the ultimate yo! Very Cozy very coooooooool!

Ha,and the children's hamster died.While today my brother's hamster gave birth luh!

Weirdddddddd,they are both females!How the heck they reproduce?! Lesbain hammys.Haha, and the baby ham looks so disgusting.some wrinkled up mini hairless shit,yucks.

Ahhhhh,im out of breathe.

Heeheeeeee,

Just reached homeeee.

Tomorrow is saturday yay!

(: (: (:

1:57 AM

dry mop dry mop dry mop.

on my toes twentyfourseven con and sub.

i realized that its just me & you,against the world.

beg to differ.

10:52 PM

Thursday, October 09, 2008

-Buffet lunch w mum and cousin

-Music&Lyrics Movie

-Soccer

-Desmond kept on singing the lion sleeps tonight song to me(HAHAHA)

-Still hate my hair,a disaster on my head,boo.

10:32 PM

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Presenting,

Good girl gone bad

I hope i'll get use to it,

its like hell lightbrown+blonde.

When i wanted alittlebit of blonde only

Everybody except my mum says its niceeee,

Norfi says i look like ahlian

Gary says i look like minah

Haha,

wait till my boyfriend sees this,heeheeheeheehee.

He'll break up w me ah,ha,jokeeee.

He says i can be hilary duff now,

so much for cheering me up,hahaha

loveeee him!

Happy birthday to fidy too!

12:36 PM

Ytd morning,some stranger woke me up from my sleep.

You wont be able to guess who anyway,

And the rest came over to swim and wasted hell lot of time

while g and i went to put godpa's brochures into letterboxes.

We went to collect our pay in sentosa,my first pay.

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Though it was not alot,butttt,my first pay eh!

Haha,and then home.

G booked in this morning,so i'll be seeing him on sat,

I ate so much during the holidays that im kinda regretting now.

Ahh,and yes,today is dxb's birthday (:

Going out w norfi&gary ltr!

10:27 AM

Monday, October 06, 2008

Ok yesterday,there was a cockroach in my shower wtfegggggggggg,kscsfthsiudfgh manzx,

i panic like crazy,bathe super fast. I think that disgusting creature died cause of the hot bathe+i placed many toilet paper on top of it,so i wouldnt get more scared+he was facing upwards,so yaaa.I was so awake for mass after that.Yucks.

After mass, had lunch with the usual and then went out with g.

Me being me eyed on useless things,and he bought them for me!

Had frankenstein mudpie in changing appetite!

Then to the roof terrace in esplanade!

Headed back to wdlands by bus and i slept throughout the journey.

So far so good huh,

Had orangejulius/ljs for dinner.

We came back home,he helped me clear the mess i made in the toilet,

ha,i was quite annoying i think,i made him do everything.hahaha.

Slacked and Watched teevee while waiting for anyone to come home.

And when Marcus came home,Ali popped by to watch the match tooooo.

And then my mom came home looking rather gorgeous for a 51 year old,

With some smelly old game set,Biblepoly and SOMEONE tried to figure out how to play the game,but gave up,Tsktsktsk.

Saturday i woke up quite early for a saturday morning

to join the rest for soccer at the dragonfield.

I guess they named that field that cause there were many dragonflies flying around there.

It was at the beginning at the game that i slipped and fell in a very unglam way,they claimed that i slide,woah,my heart almost came out from my mouth,damn embarrassing,but i guess it was normal in a game.

Goodlorddddd,i picked myself up and continue,bravo.(:

Joined Danny and Sherman in Loy kee,

Bathed and slept while waiting for g to be done

and for bacon to pick me up.

Finally saw bacon after so long,we went to pick g and des up

and then to starbucks.

We were suppose to gather at the same spot at the 4th of every month

which i think will not happen.Haha, Then gab,sean and sean joined us.

Went home with g to take soccer stuff and played soccer.

One more week till school starts,

So fasttttt like racecars.

3:08 AM

Saturday, October 04, 2008

One of these days the two of them are really gonna make me cry

not in a good kinda way,i swearrrrrr.

Hahaha,i laugh because they do such things to me

all the timeeeeeee.

Why oh why am i so gullible.

10:48 PM

Friday, October 03, 2008

Rarrr! (Hello)
I wasnt sure what sound an alligator or a hippo makes
so,Rarrrr was more general i guess.
(:

I felt like i was more of a food critic/ doing a series about food in Discovery travel and living
this week.
If i ever had to name and host my own food show,i would name it Jos Express,Jos at home or SOS call jos or Los(t) For Cos(t) Call Jos or some crappy names like that.
Jos Ink would be good too.
See,watching to much of chnl 16 is kinda blowing my mind.
Okay anyway,back to where i was.
I said i felt like i was doing a food critic but actually i'm just plain eating too much good food outside.
So yaaaaa,i blurt it out.Ha,
Today,i followed my parents+uncle chen+uncle annan+auntie liyin
to have lunch at the famous bah kut teh stall at rangoon rd,
Peppery good stuff i tell you!&Woah,damn crowded ,the place was fully packed.
I remembered going there several years ago.
So yaaaa,ha,
And then i followed mum to ikea,like the second time i've been there in a week.
i love to go there with her,i put whatever i want in the bag and wait till she finds out,then she'll start putting it back and i'll have to 'please please please please' to her,quite fun,hee.But it usually doesnt work at least i tried,hahaha.

It rained at the last minute and soccer was a no go.
I stayed at home and believe it, fed and stare at the hamstys,
they're so huge now,i'd scream occassionally when i feel them biting the food i offered,
and then look ard laugh to myself cause no one was home.
Really scared okay,i want to get over my phobia with pets.
Yucks,they freak me out.climb all over the cage like siaooooo,
lets not talk about it,hahaha.
i admire hamster lovers/owners,brave peeple.
:D

Def gained a few pounds from this long break,
boo.

2:50 AM

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Im oneeee big pumpkin,

today i stuffed myself with very very scrumptious food twice!

urghhhhhhh, cannot take it.

Today's dad's birthday so i got to spent the whole day with my parents

especially my mum.

The three of us + uncle chen ate at some mexicano bar near my dad's office for lunch,

And then my mum and i went around to waste time,

At night,the four of us had dinner at some restaurant in grassroot's,

felt super drowsy on the way back,half asleep in the car manzx.

Glad tuesday was powerpacked!